Famous Hobbits
Bobo - With flaming red hair, Bobo became
a legend in the circus as a clown.
Booboo - Older brother of Bobo and inventor
of the Boobaid, a supportive device to keep Hobbit ladies looking
perky, from where comes the anatomical description boob.
Later renamed to the Bandaid and marketed to humans for healthcare.
Caca - Singer, dancer and performer extrordinaire.
Strangely, her name is associated with an unfortunate episode on
stage rather than for her wonderful talents.
Coco - Master chefress, specializing
in dessert creations.
Dodo - Creator of the feathered body suit,
a light weight, water proof, all inclement weather garb.
Unfortunately, the secret of the design was lost when,
Dodo, his family and entire staff of workers was hunted
down and eaten, presumably mistaken for poultry.
Doodoo - Invented toilet paper
when while reading a magazine he found his bidet to be
out of order.
Older brother of Dodo.
Frita - Couples counselor, author
and love doctor.
She is the inventor of the Frita Lay.
Hojo - real estate magnate and
ice cream man.
Loco - Dancer and choreographer,
she created the Robot dance style popularized by
Michael Jackson in his hit song Locomotion.
(Note: Loco is a boy's name and there is some question
as to Loco's gender.)
Mojo - Groovin, cool claritar musician
and composer, who put the "it" in Hobbit.
Son of Hojo.
Nemo - Inventor of the submarine.
Todo - creator of the Todo list,
properly pronounced "toe doe list".
Toodoo - Older brother of Todo,
lazy procrastinator and inspirer of the Todo list.
Strangely, by a quirk of pronunciation, Toodoo is
immortalized by Todo's genius.